getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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