Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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