i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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