I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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