Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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