VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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