Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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