similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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