idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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