at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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