: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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