Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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