If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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