He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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