Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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