I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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