i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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