Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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