we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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