Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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