I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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