Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
this boner is exhausting
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just want to make out with him forever
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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