her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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