You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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