before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Girls should come with a carfax report
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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