Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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