I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Bring me that man meat
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
