Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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