you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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