Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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