one might say we're banned from that church
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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