that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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