i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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