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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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