what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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