its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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