Fuck appropriateness.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it's like iHOP with fire
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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