when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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