I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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