it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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