drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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