We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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