I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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