her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
This is my gift to your gina
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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