She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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