It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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