I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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