Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I am naked and annoyed.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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