we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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