i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Mom said you looked used
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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