Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
