Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I can't turn off my feet"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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