Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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