New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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