i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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