its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Apparently you make a good broom.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.