Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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